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But I could have told NBC this would not work as a TV show. The networks are still trying to recycle the same old outdated entertainment model. They need to wake up and smell what Honey Boo Boo's Mama June is cookin' before they become roadkill themselves.
This is the age of wince-while-you-watch reality TV, of My Strange Addiction , Duck Dynasty , My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding , Hoarders , Bayou Billionaires , Toddlers & Tiaras , and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant .
Gilligan's Island . The premise still works, but it needs a little Lord of the Flies savagery thrown in. Which means Thurston Howell III is not long for the atoll. The tension between Ginger and Mary Ann results in a weekly catfight in the sand.
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